rusty thumbone
similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. you insert your own thumb into your r-ct-m (left or right hand, your choice), bend your w-nker down between your legs and crank your p-ck-r between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. the beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the tv remote.
steve: “when i get lisa good and tanked, she’ll like my -n-s like there’s no tomorrow, then she’ll leave my house and go lick tony’s -ss. she love’s -ss”
ramone: “she’s a wh-r-, she didn’t come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so i had to give myself a rusty thumbone. i hear she was licking matt’s -ss”
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