Rusty Trombone
to get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
phoebe’s rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
the act of performing -n-l c-nn-l-ng-s while reaching up above the t-st-cl-s to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. it is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the -n-s for good luck, the lips blowing into the -n-s sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. this was introduced to the americas in the late 50’s.
while receiving a rusty trombone i lost control of my bowels.
having a girl lick your -sshole while giving you a hand job.
“the orchestra of f-cking sounded much better with that rusty trombone.”
the act of a woman (or man) eating out the -sshole of a man while reaching under his crotch and administering a handjob. (slang: rusty trom)
man, ashley gave me a rusty trom last night. it was awesome.
when someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.
i received my first rusty trombone in maastricht.
a simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.
got a great rusty trombone yesterday
when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time
waaa waaaa waaaaaaa
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