an *n*s that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the r*ct*m over an extended period of time.
i’m concerned that i’m not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally auschwitz.
when someone is spitting while they’re talking. maggie: jsjskidksjdndsjslwh…. anna: dude, calm down you showered me. device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house i m*st*rb*t* so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on a great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have […]
not able to demonstrate emotion, or show affection. ex: hugging, kissing, even saying i love you. my boyfriend is undemonstrative.. he doesn’t act like he loves me but he does.
getting sterilized s*x tools to screw a person. i feel like kirk-scr*w*ng daniel.
the act of roasting the f*ck out of someone. ohhh jimmy just got nax’d!