rusty two-hole



an *n*s that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the r*ct*m over an extended period of time.
i’m concerned that i’m not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally auschwitz.

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