Rutledge Dirtroad
when you happen onto a dirt road in rutledge, ga, and you happen to be menstruating but wanting to have s-x. to turn on your partner, you take your tampon out in front of him, lick it seductively, and then throw it over a bridge. usually after this happens, you’ll notice if your partner is completely grossed out or totally h-rny from your little show. if he happens to be h-rny, you jump on his d-ck and give him the best f-ck of his life. if grossed out, then obviously your partner is lame, and you are just sh-t out of luck. sorry.
keep it cl-ssy.
after we rutledge dirtroaded, his d-ck was so bl–dy, and he loved it.
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