Ryan Halvorson


is equal to nothing, because nothing can match the presence of ryan halvorson. ryan halvorson is an elusive creature whom the majority of the human race will never have the pleasure to meet. the creature stands an impressive 6 feet and 3 inches, has brown hair, brown eyes, and wears a size 13 shoe.

the existence of this fantastic creature is controversial and is cause for much heated debate in the scientific community. for those who have met the beast, it is said to be an incredible experience. “such an experience cannot be described in mere words” said one witness.

you will know if you have met the ryan halvorson if; 1.you were so completely awe-struck that you were unable to think clearly. 2. the encounter “shattered your entire universe” or 3. you were unable to handle the capacity of awesomeness and spontaneously combusted.

beware: the ryan halvorson is; dangerous, bad, ninja-like, and completely, most for suredly the most amazingly awesome person you have ever met. ever.
“i have met the ryan halvorson.”
“woah”

Read Also:

  • calorie

    a measure of heat, equal to the amount of energy required to raise one gram of water by one degree celsius. not to be confused with the food calorie (capital c), which is equal to 1 kilocalorie (1000 calories), or the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram of water by one degree celsius. […]

  • Blup Chic

    the act of getting something done completed pay finished conclude wrap up ron went to the store to buy a razor for his mustache; he got to the register to pay and took out his card, blup chic!

  • camachoo

    “camachoo” the cool calm collected patient style a bebecamacho go’s about his day or work related tasks at hand – without trying to cause a fuss! which always p-sses off the lazy people in life, or those who fail to make a decision and are less organised and wished they had but always claims he […]

  • ancienne-lorette

    a small french canadian city in the quebec area. usualy refered to as ‘l-a’ or ‘l.a beach’. coolest place to grow up, party, trash and have s-x. l’ancienne-lorette is home of world famous td drinking crew. guy 1: where do you live? guy 2: la guy 1: !!! f-ck that’s unbelievable!!!! l’ancienne-lorette got trashed yesterday.

  • batfuck

    totally insane; insane enough to f-ck a bat. may be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. “batf-ck crazy”) or on its own as an adjective. you little sister is completely batf-ck crazy. she was trying to smoke a coathanger. yea, she’s totally batf-ck man. n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved […]


Disclaimer: Ryan Halvorson definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.