Ryan Phillippe
when a man inserts a chopstick (preferably splintered) into his urethra.
matt: hey su hong, why the grimace??
su hong: oh … i just gave myself i gave myself a ryan phillippe and now my pee-hole has like 8 splinters in it.
matt: talk about getting wood. haha!!
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