ryan potts
a ryan potts is a negro that looks similar to a turtle. they are their own race. ryan potts are easily identifiable by their anatomic structure. these are the following physical characteristics; they have scaly skin, big -ss frog-like eyes, a hair line that reaches behind their head, their necks have skin that looks like a foreskin of a p-n-s. and just like a turtle, ryan potts are very slow. like really f-cking slow. also, they are stupid as f-ck. this is a description of ryan potts.
that person looks like a ryan potts
sh-t! he’s so f-cking ugly like a ryan potts
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