Ryan Syndrome
the pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite s-x.
these symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
never getting s-x,
all plans with the opposite s-x fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even sh-ttier,
any relationship you may think you’re in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
the new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
the only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
basically having a case of murphy’s law of the opposite s-x.
how’d it go with ole girl last night? – guy2
her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater – ryan
ryan syndrome? – guy2
ryan syndrome – ryan
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