Ryanitis


a pathological disorder which compels its victims to tresp-ss into charitable organizations and pretend to undertake tasks which have already been performed; to pretend to be doing something.
-did you see that politician pretending to wash a pot that had already been washed at an impromptu photo option?

yeah, i’ve learned he’s going into rehab for a bad case of ryanitis.

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