rytone


a fake middle name that a person will provide when his middle initial is r. and he is embarr-ssed of his actual middle name.
girl: what’s your middle name?

boy: rytone.

girl: -giggle- nuh-uh.

boy: yuh-uh. i’m named after my great grandpa…he was german. it’s rytone.

girl: okay. let’s do it.

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