S.A.L.T.S.


smile a little, then stop.
i think lol is overused.
exactly that’s why i s.a.l.t.s.
whats that?
i smile a little, then stopped
loti!
smiled a little, then stopped. used as an alternative to lol (laughing out loud) which is usually a gross overstatement.
s.a.l.t.s.

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