S.A.W.S.


abv. sudden absence from work syndrome
manager 1: wheres jerry he was supposed to finish those tps reports for me this morning.

manager 2: he was in china town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of s.a.w.s. and cant make it in.

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