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  the definition of scaliwag, according to the inventor of the word, is wh-r-s that got picked up by pirates and other sailors in port. then got fu-ked in every oriface imaginable, using any and every available blunt object (specifically including the pepper shaker). when the wh-r- was so utterly abused and disgusting that n-body wanted […]

• tardifact

  an object of any size, shape, etc. they are the artifacts left over by your standard r-t-rd or tard. a tardifact is there for your discovery and for your enjoyment. they can found anywhere a wild tard once roamed. leftover tardifcts can be stored for future use and for a good laugh. they are originally […]

• tardigan

  a sweater for special people when corky took amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.

• Tardmeister

  n. a very foolish person, like a r-t-rd.notice the “tard”. you use it to insult people, instead of saying r-t-rd, it’s tardmeister. holy cr-p, you’re the biggest tardmeister i know, devon.

• Tarte Blanche

  tahrt blanch, blahnch; tart blahnsh the complete absence of restriction granted to any attractive intoxicated female who is desired by mostly everyone in any social situation. a exception from normal and acceptable behavior given to another person to do whatever she pleases, based solely on her desirable, and often sl-tty appearance. that hot, drunk, chick […]

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