S.S. Minnow Johnson
1) carter’s made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain’s girlfriend in rush hour 2.
2) variation on the boat from gilligan’s island the s.s. minnow
3) guy with a huge p-n-s
hot woman: oh this is your boat? what’s its name?
carter: its name? … oh yeaa, its the s.s. minnow johnson baby.
woman: that’s funny it says red dragon on the side.
a guy with a small p-n-s.
mike is captain of the s.s. minnow johnson.
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