s.s. pussy shovel


a russian science vessel circling the arctic in search of mermaid brides. if the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a “garbage mermaid”.

the first s stands for s-x…the second s stands for s-x
“hey ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the s.s. p-ssy shovel?”

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