S.T.T.D.
a sttds is a s-xually transmitted disease contracted from a tinder hookup thus called a s-xually transmitted tinder disease
she probably has sttd’s you should probably swipe left.
s-xually transmitted timeline disease, a reference to the new and unsatisfactory facebook format.
“d-mn it, they changed my facebook profile to the sttd!”
s-xually transmitted technology disease
a computer virus acquired from watching online p-rn.
my laptop caught an s.t.t.d.
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