when you sh*t unexpectedly without warning or when p**p barges through your backdoor like a swat team
bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the s.w.a.t sh*ts
- white on white racism
when a white guy is racist to another white guy. ex. justin fuller i experienced white on white racism when justin told me to kill myself
- lie abetic
creative lying to cover the falling down drunken antics of another person by making it appear they are having a diabetic siezure. when he stumbled and broke a mirror of a strangers car, i asked if they had any sugar for jake…he’s a lie-abetic.
osmer is a word for someone who is incredibly s*xy but a tiny p*n*s girl 1: oh he’s hot girl 2: oh but he’s an osmer girl 1: oh he’s hot girl 2: oh but he’s an osmer
to carry on a normal conversation face-to-face person while stealthily wearing a bluetooth headset and answering a call mid-sentence and conversing with both parties. yo, chris was over the day explaining the matrix to me and he yakjacked me out of nowhere, took a call from tech support