SA ambulance service


the south australian version of an ambulance service
sa ambulance service (shortened to saas) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says head on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
sa ambulance service – dispatcher talking to unit 4
“unit 4 respond cat a to male, unconcious, non breathing”
“roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first”
“roger unit 4, eta?”
“we are dining in, so 40 mins”

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