Sabastion
the ultimate, godly, bad-ss broski you can ever have.
he’s the guy who’ll beat the cr-p out of the loser who took yo’ hat and wont give it back.
he’ll follow the broski laws, he’ll be by your side forever.
if you have a friend named sabastion, exactly like that,
you sir, have an amazing bestfriend, or broski.
friend: “broski, that r-t-rd took my hat!”
sabastion: “oh h-ll no!”
-epic fight scene inserted here-
sabastion: “here’s your hat.”
friend: “thanks man, you’re awesome!”
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