Sack Hammock
a holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. the sack catches the t-st-cl-s upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said t-st-cl-s.
farmer: thank g-d for this sack hammock or i’d be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
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