Sack of Glory
while engaging in -n-l s-x with your partner you both pinch a rosebud in a zip-lock bag, then once the females -ss starts to bleed after a thorough pounding you let the blood drip into the bag. once the male is close to -j-c-l-t–n he sprays his baby yogurt into the bag. once you have all the ingredients in the bag you poke some small holes and then smack your partner around a bit.
gee whizz i’m sore today because my partner and i performed the sack of glory.
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