Sack proximity


a situation in which your b-llsack is welded together with your p-n-s. usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
man a: hey, what the h-ll is that sh-t down there?

man b: oh, it’s nothing, just experiencing some ol’ sack proximity.

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