Sackhole

n. a party and bar game, derived from the “corn-hole” beanbag tossing game, invented by drunk people in austin, tx.

official sackhole rules:

2 teams, dividing the number of sacks between them (usually 2 team members, with 3 sacks each).

1. coin toss determines first team
2. each team chooses a bet (between 1-5) at the beginning of their throws for that round.
3. first team tosses all of their sacks, followed by second team
4. scores are counted after all throws, as follows:

a complete miss of the board is negative points
if the sack hits the board but then after lands on the ground that’s zero points
if a sack lands on the board and stays for the entire round that’s equal points to a teams bet
if a sack goes in the hole that’s double the bet points
points aren’t counted till the end of a round; any sacks that get knocked off the board or fall in the hole after initial throw give points for their final position not their initial position.

to win a team must reach 21+ points
any team who reaches – 21 points loses

tie-breaking rules are determined by the drunkest player on the field.
“wow, we had some great sackhole that night, even though i almost broke off my toe-nail!”
someone unimportant who is beyond an -sshole but not quite a motherf-cker.
“did you see that frat boy in the expensive bmw cut me off? what a sackhole.”
a saying of nouns needed to be spoken when in the midst of disrespecting someone in a confabulation.
girl : i don’t mean to be on your sack-hole or anything, but im about to queef a bubble .
boy: ( oh sh-t face )