sackretary
the male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. categorized by his willingness to teabag with the t-st-cl-s of his male boss. can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.
i see the ceo got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.
a male secretary
gary “hey dude, is your secretary hot?”
paul “nope, we’ve got a sackretary – his name’s cecil”
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