Sacramento Turtleneck
the act of using honey as lubricant on the -sshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having -n-l s-x with her.
i found out i was allergic to honey when i got a rash on my d-ck after my girlfriend gave me a sacramento turtleneck.
like an old king clancy, except with orange marmalade.
once this canadian chick asked me to give her an old king clancy… i hear that’s like a sacramento turtleneck except with syrup. i tossed her.
when a male takes a “turtlehead” poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.
she was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually i just gave her my sacramento turtleneck>
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