sacred saturday


when a girl waits all week to mastubate. they do this on sat-rday.
charlie: you seem grumpy today? what happened?
lev: didn’t get to m-st-rb-t- on sat-rday
charlier: why not?
lev: i got interrupted.
charlie: ohhh. i wish somebody would mess up my sacred sat-rdays

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