Sacred Totem Pole


a. the p-n-s

b. an activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
a. rita: boy, could you go harder, ricky?

ricky: sorry rita. you have to respect the sacred totem pole

b. husband: honey, i have to watch the football game!

nagging wife: why do you have to watch the game?

husband: cuz, the game is my sacred totem pole!

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