Sad Balls
a reference to the more popular term, “blue b-lls” in two ways:
1:when someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:your b-lls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of -j-c-l-t–n. thus making them sad. which could also cause you to cry.
guy:that stupid gf of mine gave me sad b-lls and it hurts like h-ll!!!
girl:i’m still in the room you -sshole!!!
dude 1:dude she said we were gonna f-ck but her parents got home early and i got major sad b-lls.
dude2: so what did you do?
dude1:i f-cked her mom instead.
a ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. the ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. it may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.
traditional items used for -ssembly: shrink wrap, windex, paper, parperclips, a child’s shoe, flammable liquid, and/or -ss pennies.
sad batt is not included.
1st p-ssed off employee: sh-t man. i hate my job. let’s make a sad ball and f-cking through at the store.
2nd p-ssed off employee: f-ck man. let’s put some lighter fluid in that sh-t and set it on fire.
hilarity ensues.
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