sad hat


the instance when your d-ck is trying to enter a busted up v-g-n- and the flabby l-b– fold in on the v-g-n-l entrance so your d-ck can’t get in but is just hanging out wearing a “sad hat” of floppy p-ssy folds.
last night i was hanging with that ho jessica and when we tried to have s-x, i couldn’t get my d-ck in her p-ssy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my d-ck like a sad hat.

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