sad monkey


a pitiful saying one friend says to another when they’re feeling miserable, but don’t care enough to find actual words to comfort them with.
friend 1: uuugggh! my life sucks!!
friend 2: whys that?!?!
friend 1: i lost my cell phone, my boyfriend dumped me, i just got grounded and i have a mountain of homework!!
friend 2: aww…sad monkey 🙁

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