sad tarantula
a term to be used when something makes you sad, miserable, or otherwise, and you don’t desire to be a fluffy bear.
a: man, the doctor just said i only have three days to live…
b: sad tarantula :(((
a: dude, that’s so much cooler than being a sad panda.
b: right? anyways good luck.
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