sad whale
a girl who believes she is overweight and that she is rejected by men because of it. she sobs constantly while making whale like sounds.
while sad whales can be found anywhere in the world they mostly inhabit north america and western europe due to abundant food supplies and no real hardships to cry about.
sad whale: ::sobs:: i’m so fat. n-body loves me uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa.
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