Saddam Fart
a fart used as an intentional -ssault on another individual’s or group of individual’s sense of smell. these farts can be used as a primary -ssault or a deterrent.
for example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious -ssault as a deterrent.
additionally, reb-ttal sadam farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
al: i was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so i let out a reb-ttal saddam fart.
fred: that’s like biological warfare.
justin: they were looking for wmds in all the wrong places. they were really fi tizuk (“in your r-ct-m” in arabic).
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