saddleback
a term for the phenomenon of christian teens engaging in unprotected -n-l s-x in order to preserve their virginities.
after attending the purity ball, heather and bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
when a nice christian girl has -n-l s-x in order to “preserve her virginity”.
julie let ken saddleback her last night; she thinks premarital s-x is wrong but this doesn’t count because it’s not ‘real s-x.’
a woman who, in an attempt to maintain v-g-n-l virginity, only has -n-l s-x. will subst-tute a d-ld- into her v-g-n-, as long as it is not a real, functioning p-n-s.
after attending the prom, amber and randy saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
to return to one’s place of origin, if that place is in the country.
i’m rite dang tired of this citaay, i’m gunna saddle back to meh trailer in the woods and shoot me sumthin.
a position that gay men love
ohh, i heard neil wanted to ride bob saddleback..ouch!
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