Saddlebag Titties
main entry: saddlebag t-tties
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when a woman with big country t-tties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging t-ts are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
t-t lover#1: dude! how’d the cans look on the one you took home last night?
t-t lover#2: meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! saddlebag t-tties! after that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
t-t lover#1: for f-cks sake man! all you had to do was cup them back into big country t-tties with your hands fool!
t-t lover#2: well sh-t man d-mn!
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