Safari Balls
receiving filatio (bl-w j-b) from a sista, in the back of your jeep with a gun pointed at her head. vomiting may or may not occur, but afterwards the hair on your scr-t-m becomes nappy and obtains the qualities of the african wilderness.
“i have a problem, it’s my b-lls; they’re all nappy.”
“man, you’ve been dipping your wick with the sistas. you must have caught the safari b-lls”
“she chundered on my peepee.”
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