Safari


a safari is an expensive chance to get ripped to peices by a wild animal.
my friend was killed on safari by lions.
safari is an alternative web browser developed by apple. not only is it available for apple macintosh operating systems, now it is available for windows xp and windows vista. the soft operation of the browser outlasts internet explorer’s performance and competes with its main rival: mozilla firefox. it is known to have accelerated speeds, but the most probable reason is for the memory usage for processing the receiving/sending of in-browser data.

although in disadvantage, many other activex plugins (like microsoft update or windows media player (9 or above)) will not work. although basic plugins (such as realplayer, adobe flash or adobe shockwave) are well usable.

the software for both macs and windows is in its beta 3 stage and it is planned to be release or otherwise erased from existance for windows compatibility. however, the stable releases are available for mac os x operating systems. each distribution (on apple’s website) can be downloaded with quicktime or not.

and the apple iphone and the newest ipod touch comes with safari preloaded. their connectivities are wi-fi (both) and gprs/gsm (iphone). in those cases, iphone and ipod touch browsers cannot accept activex plugins except their default media player inside the devices.
i’ve seen safari on a mac before, but on my windows xp computer is just a dream come true!

hey, didn’t i see this on an iphone too? and that apple website said about a new ipod touch… sounds cool! hey wait, it has safari too?
when there is game flying around everywhere.
tonight is gonna be safari
its safari in here
a safari is a term coined by a narrabundah college student in 2009. it is generally expressed in times of chaos, inappropriateness, and otherwise uncomfortable situations.
there are a few types of safaris:
1) a normal safari (ie chaos)
2) a mental safari (when someone acts stupidly)
3) an -n-l safari (reffering to a h-m-s-xual)
1) student a: look at that chick over there talking on the phone during cl-ss.
student b: this is not a f-cking safari!

2) student a: did you see that guy over there, he told me to cover my mouth when i burp.
student b: d-mn that guy must be on a mental safari.

3) student a: why did the cheers cross the road?
student b: to get to the safari.
a ride through the redlight district. the hoes come out and start harrasing your car and climbing all over your car while you p-ss by them at 2 mph. while doing a drive-by, you are staring at the skeezy hoes like they’re a pack of wild animals – just like an african safari. the only difference is that you replace the african jungle with a jungle of sk-nky -ss b-tches.
drunk-ss 1: d-mn, i’m drunk as h-ll.
drunk-ss 2: yeah, me too. what you wanna do?
drunk-ss 1: let’s do safari!
drunk-ss 2: h-ll yeah! you drive, i’m too drunk, and i wanna heckle the b-tches.
heading to the bar looking specifically for cougars…
we are going on a safari.

to africa?

no to the bar, he wants to hunt a cougar.
when ure trolling through the bar and all there is are zoo creatures and fam animals. ure on a safari. bring ure spear gun.
i went on a safari through all the zoo creatures at this f-cking bar.

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