safe guy
a guy in the friendzone.
someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.
boredlines on being called a girl’s “older brother”.
safe guy: “man, she’s really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. i think she’s into me.”
guy: “i actually don’t think so. you’re pretty much in the friendzone…you’re her safe guy.”
a guy who takes the position of ‘boyfriend’ to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.
girl- “hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. didn’t enjoy him hitting on me”
guy friend- “no problem, i’m your safe guy so you can count on me”
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