safe haven button
usually when you’re a teenager in a room by yourself while your parents are home and you’re and watching a show on tv and it comes to an intimate/s-xual scene, you put your finger on the previous channel b-tton also known as the safe haven b-tton that should send you to a sports channel that will make your parents think thats what you were watching the entire time
i flipped on the tv last night while friday night lights was on and the part where don billingsley was getting it on with a girl and my mom walked in, luckily i had my finger on the safe haven b-tton and it was set to espn
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