safe sax
smooth jazz dumbed down for the m-sses, such as kenny g.
aw man, this isn’t jazz, this is safe sax!
the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no stds (saxually transmitted diseases)
girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh h-ll yeah
girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes
safe sax refers to light jazz, white jazz, and smooth jazz. it is tolerable, bland, and won’t stimulate any dirty thoughts.
because of the kids we listen to safe sax on the adult contemporary channel.
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