SAFE SEX TIPS
do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
think about parents’ nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe s-x.
don’t fall for lines like, “g-d protects his servants in the clergy from harm.”
do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
before unsafe s-x, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
make sure all open sores on p-n-s have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
when taking four c-cks in the -ss, make sure to have an equal amount of c-ck in your mouth to reduce the risk of chi imbalance.
before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, “you don’t have aids, do you?”
douse p-n-s liberally with d-con roach spray before penetrating ape.
you can get it from kissing… tear out partner’s tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
to prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
if you must engage in unsafe s-x, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
person1: have a look at these safe s-x tips there mint
person2: (reads it)
person2: cool lol
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