safely remove hardware
the greatest joke in the history of windows computers.
user: copying files onto my usb flash drive…ok i’m done. taking out the flash drive now.
windows: please click the safely remove hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click stop. when windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
user: -yanks out flash drive- f-ck you!
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