Safely
the approach followed by those willing to risk not enjoying life.
person 1: “wow they’re giving away free cars across that busy road but will will have to hurry.”
person 2: “but it looks dangerous if we take our time to cross we may not get a free car but at least we will get there safely.”
person 1: sad.
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