SafeTGard twat
the one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. so to subdue their fears, they use “safetgard” toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they’re done for the pending sh-tter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
husband walking out of the bathroom:
wife: “hey honey, did you have a nice sh-t?”
husband: “well, i would have if those d-mn safetgard tw-ts would learn to clean up after themselves.”
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