Safety Drink


a drink in antic-p-tion of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
i am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so i have an excuse later.

i gotta get these drinks in me before james gets here so i am not the designated driver.

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