Safety First


an extremely drunk individual who will quote risky business and p-ss all over bozzo’s neighbor’s door.
yo man, safety first drank so much last night he ripped his shirt during planets
safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies
“safety first brah!!!”

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