safety flush


the act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet before sitting down. normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. usually performed when expecting a t-rd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.
after that last bowl of chili, i decided to use a safety flush before i dropped a payload.
to flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual sh-t left behind.
rob, taking a sh-t at his friends house, took an extra safety flush to flush the residual sh-t.

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