Safety Gag


the act of forcing one’s self to vomit into a toilet when severely inebriated and feeling nauseous. this act prevents the gagger from continuing the night feeling sick and potentially vomiting in a uncontrolled setting, saving himself from embarr-ssment and his friends from needing to clean up after him.
bro 1: bro i thought for sure you were going to yuke all over that chick last night.

bro 2: yeah bro, thats why i went for the safety gag.

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