safety piss


the act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one’s self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
steve: “hey, how’d the job interview go?”
juan: “their bathrooms were locked, so i couldn’t take a safety p-ss beforehand. really kinda threw off my mojo.”

donny: “hey man, save my seat.”
james: “where are you going?”
donny: “taking a safety p-ss; this movie’s three hours long!”

craig: “i really wish i’d taken a safety p-ss.”
minister: “and do you, craig, take tina to be your lawfully wedded wife…”

Read Also:

  • so fetch

    slang word that a “plastic” in mean girls tried to popularize. just another way to say cool. i love your pink suede shoes! those are so fetch! slang for awesome, cool, etc. first appeared in the 2004 film mean girls by gretchen. gretchen: “that was so fetch!” reginia” “gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. […]

  • Schenkfest

    a giant bro party involving beer, cigars, and tents. often involves slip n slide as well dude, schenkfest this weekend is gonna be amazing broseph. i can’t to spend time with all the bros. no v-g-n- allowed.

  • Schlong on toast

    a very common breakfast in france and east hollywood. usually contains a fairly large p-n-s with a side of toast. peter, george served an excellent schl-ng on toast this morning… we also had crepes!

  • scholo

    shortened form of scholomance, a dungeon in wow. as of june 2005, was one of the hardest 5-man instances in the game. can be played by groups of up to 10 people. “what’s the plan for tonight?” “five-man scholo.”

  • Schrite en zè fayce

    an insult, using a french accent, usually pourtaining to a video game american – right in the face queerbag! french accent – schrite en zè fayce chu styupid amerikants 2nd french dude – chu got schvrepped nyewb!


Disclaimer: safety piss definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.