safety screen


another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or nsfw material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. best for people with quick reflexes.
i was looking at p-rn today, but luckily i tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

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